[:] User is a robot


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:*) User is drunk


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%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight


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(-: User is left handed


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8-) User is wearing sunglasses


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B:-) Sunglasses on head


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::-) User wears normal glasses


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8:-) User is a little girl


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:-)-8 User is a Big girl


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:-{) User has a mustache


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:-{} User wears lipstick


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:-[ User is a Vampire


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:-E Bucktoothed vampire


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:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing


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:-)~ User drools


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:-~) User has a cold


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:'-( User is crying


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:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying


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:-@ User is screaming


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:-# User wears braces


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:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face


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:-& User is tongue tied.


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-:-) User is a punk rocker


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-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)


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`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning


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,:-) Same thing...other side


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|-I User is asleep


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|-O User is yawning/snoring


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:-Q User is a smoker


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:-? User smokes a pipe


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O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)


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O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)


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:-D User is laughing (at you!)


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:-X User's lips are sealed


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:-C User is really bummed


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<|-) User is Chinese


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<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes


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:-/ User is skeptical


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C=:-) User is a chef


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*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat


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:-o Uh oh!


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(8-o It's Mr. Bill!


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*) And Bozo the Clown!


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%-6 User is braindead


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:-9 User is licking his/her lips


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[:-) User is wearing a walkman


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(:I User is an egghead


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:-* User just ate something sour


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<:-I User is a dunce


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:-: Mutant smiley


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The invisible smiley


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8-) smiley swimmer


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smiley invisible man


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0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)


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{:-) User wears a toupee


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}:-( Toupee in an updraft


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>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.


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>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.


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C=}>;*{)) Mega-smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin


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}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin


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K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie


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X-( User just died