[:] User is a robot
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:*) User is drunk
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%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
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(-: User is left handed
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8-) User is wearing sunglasses
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B:-) Sunglasses on head
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::-) User wears normal glasses
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8:-) User is a little girl
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:-)-8 User is a Big girl
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:-{) User has a mustache
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:-{} User wears lipstick
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:-[ User is a Vampire
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:-E Bucktoothed vampire
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:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
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:-)~ User drools
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:-~) User has a cold
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:'-( User is crying
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:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
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:-@ User is screaming
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:-# User wears braces
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:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face
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:-& User is tongue tied.
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-:-) User is a punk rocker
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-:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
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`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
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,:-) Same thing...other side
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|-I User is asleep
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|-O User is yawning/snoring
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:-Q User is a smoker
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:-? User smokes a pipe
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O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
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O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
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:-D User is laughing (at you!)
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:-X User's lips are sealed
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:-C User is really bummed
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<|-) User is Chinese
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<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
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:-/ User is skeptical
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C=:-) User is a chef
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*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
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:-o Uh oh!
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(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
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*

) And Bozo the Clown!
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%-6 User is braindead
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:-9 User is licking his/her lips
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[:-) User is wearing a walkman
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(:I User is an egghead
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:-* User just ate something sour
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<:-I User is a dunce
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:-: Mutant smiley
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The invisible smiley
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8-) smiley swimmer
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smiley invisible man
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0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
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{:-) User wears a toupee
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}:-( Toupee in an updraft
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>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
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>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
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C=}>;*{)) Mega-smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin
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}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin
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K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
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X-( User just died